So last year at this time I amused myself by writing ill-tempered haiku about the cherry blossoms and metro and tourists. To wit:
Japanese devils:
Allergies and tourists are
All that you bring me.
and
Midwestern fam'ly:
Stand to the right; god! Also,
It's "soda," not "pop."
and
Escalators are
The same ev'rywhere; no need
To videotape.
and
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